Friday, June. 10th, 2011
I cursed a lion the other day. Full out laid down some major hate. He felt it too... I know it. Course this wasnt in person really... or should i say this wasnt in animal.. it was a game i played. What a bad choice for a game! Two minutes after showing up to Mwenge market... guess who shows up! Thats right. THAT lion... alright well maybe not THAT one... but just my luck a lion shows up. The first thing I think to myself is "Shoot I should not have cursed that game lion.." Followed by the logical screams and running for my life. Well this lion must have heard my thoughts because out of everyone it chose me.... singled me out. UGH. Why me? WHY! Was it my blonde hair? My white skin? My screams? What a horrific moment... realizing the lion is singling you out! Out of all the 40 some people and I am the one he chooses. So what better way to run away then to trip half way through it and face plant into the dirt. Oh GOOD! The lion wasted no time! The moment he was close enough he took a good bite out of my toe.... It was all so shocking I could not even scream. Someone must of scared the lion off because after the one bite he suddenly ran off... When the men found out the lion had taken my toe they ran after it and killed it. Beat it up with their bare hands! Just ripped that fat cat apart and then returned my toe to me. Loads of blood... confusion... but in the end I was at the hospital and the doctor managed to somehow reattach my toe... and it just is bandaged up. Well... at least my pedicure was not ruined! Not even chipped! I am grateful for that!
So, I tried to upload a picture of my toe, but as fate would have it... it stopped working for me! I have been trying to upload the picture for 20 minutes... oh well. You get what I am saying...
Just tried again... and low and behold here it is..
I cursed a lion the other day. Full out laid down some major hate. He felt it too... I know it. Course this wasnt in person really... or should i say this wasnt in animal.. it was a game i played. What a bad choice for a game! Two minutes after showing up to Mwenge market... guess who shows up! Thats right. THAT lion... alright well maybe not THAT one... but just my luck a lion shows up. The first thing I think to myself is "Shoot I should not have cursed that game lion.." Followed by the logical screams and running for my life. Well this lion must have heard my thoughts because out of everyone it chose me.... singled me out. UGH. Why me? WHY! Was it my blonde hair? My white skin? My screams? What a horrific moment... realizing the lion is singling you out! Out of all the 40 some people and I am the one he chooses. So what better way to run away then to trip half way through it and face plant into the dirt. Oh GOOD! The lion wasted no time! The moment he was close enough he took a good bite out of my toe.... It was all so shocking I could not even scream. Someone must of scared the lion off because after the one bite he suddenly ran off... When the men found out the lion had taken my toe they ran after it and killed it. Beat it up with their bare hands! Just ripped that fat cat apart and then returned my toe to me. Loads of blood... confusion... but in the end I was at the hospital and the doctor managed to somehow reattach my toe... and it just is bandaged up. Well... at least my pedicure was not ruined! Not even chipped! I am grateful for that!
So, I tried to upload a picture of my toe, but as fate would have it... it stopped working for me! I have been trying to upload the picture for 20 minutes... oh well. You get what I am saying...
Just tried again... and low and behold here it is..
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